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Launch A Real Online Business In 3 Days Flat

Three live evenings with Eugene Van Der Merwe. You'll leave with a real business foundation — your niche, your offer and your funnel — built on systems designed to run on 3–5 focused hours a week. From your kitchen table, your day-job lunch break… or a beach in Bali. Your call.

Yes — Claim my R99 seat now → Works for any niche: services, coaching, digital products, affiliate offers & more. Zero experience needed.
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Let's be honest

The Old Way Is Broken

You don't need another course collecting digital dust. You need a working foundation, built live, with someone who's done it.

✕ The old way

  • Buying course after course and finishing none of them
  • Trading every hour of your day for a salary that's already spent
  • Watching "gurus" flex rented Lambos with zero real skills taught
  • Overwhelm: 47 browser tabs, zero decisions, no launch
  • Waiting for the "perfect time" that never arrives

✓ The challenge way

  • Build your foundation live, over 3 focused evenings — done beats perfect
  • Design a business around your life, not the other way around
  • Learn real, transferable skills: offers, funnels, traffic, systems
  • One proven path, one decision at a time, with feedback
  • Walk out with a 28-day launch plan you can actually follow
Beyond the basics

What You'll Walk Away With

Not theory. Not motivation. Actual assets, built during the challenge, that belong to you forever.

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A real business model

Your niche chosen, your offer defined, your customer mapped. Whether it's services, coaching, digital products or affiliate offers — you'll know exactly what you're building and why it fits your life.

Live build
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Systems that work for you

A high-converting funnel and automated follow-up, built with templates we hand you. The system does the repetitive work — you supply 3–5 focused hours a week of direction.

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A 28-day launch plan

Day-by-day, step-by-step. What to do, in what order, after the challenge ends — so momentum doesn't die on day 4 like every course you've bought before.

Qualification

Who This Is Actually For

✓ This is for you if…

  • You want to build a real, legitimate online business — in any niche
  • You're employed, self-employed or studying and can commit 3 evenings
  • You'd rather follow a proven system than reinvent the wheel
  • You take action and do the work when the steps are clear

✕ This is not for you if…

  • You're hunting for a magic overnight loophole — real businesses take work
  • You make excuses when it's time to actually implement
  • You think investing in your own skills is a scam
  • You'd rather consume content than build something
The agenda

Inside The Challenge

Three live evening sessions, 7pm SAST. Show up, build along, ask questions. Replays included if life happens.

Day01Thu 16 July

Foundation — Pick Your Business

  • Find the niche that fits your skills, interests and time — not someone else's template
  • Architect an offer people actually want to buy
  • The "3–5 hour week" business design framework
Outcome: your business model, decided
Day02Fri 17 July

Systems — Build Your Machine

  • Launch your landing page with our done-for-you templates
  • Frictionless lead capture that turns strangers into subscribers
  • Automated email follow-up that works while you're off the clock
Outcome: your funnel, live on the internet
Day03Sat 18 July

Customers — Get Seen & Launch

  • Organic audience building — even if you have zero followers today
  • Paid ads fundamentals: when you're ready, and only then
  • Your personalised 28-day launch plan, mapped out live
Outcome: your first customers pathway + launch plan
Do the math

The 3–5 Hour Week

Most people overestimate what they can do in a week and wildly underestimate what focused, systemised hours compound into. Slide it yourself.

That's less time than most people spend scrolling in a single weekend — but pointed at systems that keep working when you log off. This is exactly the working rhythm the challenge teaches you to build around.

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focused hours invested in your business
2×the hours in an entire Netflix series binge
R0.95your R99 ticket, per focused hour
Illustrative time comparison only. Building a business takes consistent work and results vary from person to person.
Proprietary roadmap

The 5-Step System

The exact blueprint we use to build and launch online businesses from scratch. No guesswork. Pure execution.

Foundation

Engineer your niche, offer and core funnel structure.

Discovery

Find the products, services or offers that fit your market.

Automation

Deploy hands-free follow-up so no lead falls through the cracks.

Traffic

Put your offer in front of the right people, organically and paid.

Scale

Read your numbers, double down on what works, systemise the rest.

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Choose your access

Secure Your Seat

Less than a tank of petrol — for three evenings that hand you skills you keep for life.

General Admission

Everything you need to build your foundation.

R1,900R99

Once-off · That's R33 per live session

  • 3 live sessions with Eugene (16–18 July)
  • Step-by-step online business blueprint
  • Done-for-you funnel & page templates
  • Social media content prompts
  • DM invite scripts
  • Private community access
  • 28-day launch action plan
  • Session replays
Yes — claim my R99 seat now →
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VIP Experience

The ultimate advantage for serious action-takers.

R2,900R499

Once-off · Limited VIP seats per challenge

  • Everything in General Admission
  • Private Q&A with Eugene after each session (30 min)
  • VIP-only WhatsApp group
  • 30-day accountability check-in with Eugene's team
  • Bonus: "First Client Blueprint" PDF (value R497)
  • Priority support for 30 days after the event
Upgrade me to VIP — R499 →

🔒 Secure checkout · 100% money-back guarantee · Keep the templates either way

Real reviews · Real people

Rated 4.9 On Google

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159 verified Google reviews
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"What an adventure. The training is mind-blowing. So much information, guidance and insight."

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Lourens MoolmanGoogle review · April Hackathon
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"I joined Funnel Junkies as a newcomer looking for practical help and a trustworthy community — and I found both. From day one the resources were clear and usable, the team responded with honest, constructive feedback."

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Francois JoubertGoogle review · Local Guide
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"Attending the Funnel Junkies Hackathon is an incredible experience. The quality of information shared is truly next level, and the team is absolutely amazing."

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Eugene Van Der Merwe
The Funnel Junkie

Meet Your Mentor

Eugene Van Der Merwe didn't just study direct-response marketing — he built real businesses with it, right here in South Africa. His mission is simple: strip away the theory and hand you the exact frameworks, templates and systems that work in this market, right now.

No fluff. No generic imported advice. Just battle-tested blueprints from a mentor who has actually built what you're trying to build — and teaches it live, in the room with you, for three straight evenings.

🏆 4.9★ rated on Google (159 reviews) 🇿🇦 Built for the South African market 🎓 Founder — FJU Business School
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Risk-free decision

100% Ironclad Guarantee

Show up, build along, and if you don't feel the challenge was worth every rand, we'll refund your ticket in full. No questions, no hoops. And you keep every template and resource regardless.

The only way you lose is by not claiming your seat.

Clarity before you commit

No More Excuses

I don't have a laptop or Wi-Fi. Can I do this on my phone?
Absolutely. The entire system is mobile-friendly. Whether you're on MTN, Vodacom or Cell C, you can attend the sessions and build your pages straight from your smartphone on standard data bundles.
Do I need a registered business or payment gateway?
Not to start. We show you exactly how to get set up and receive payments into your South African bank account without a registered company, merchant account or complicated international gateways. We keep it simple — and show you when it makes sense to formalise.
I have zero tech skills. Will this be too advanced?
The challenge was built for beginners. We hand you the templates, scripts and funnels — much of it is genuinely copy-and-paste. If you can scroll social media and send a WhatsApp, you have the tech skills you need.
Which niche does this work for?
The framework is niche-agnostic: services, freelancing, coaching, consulting, digital products, e-commerce and affiliate offers all follow the same foundation — a clear offer, a working funnel, and a repeatable way to reach customers. Day 1 helps you pick the model that fits your skills and time.
Is this one of those pyramid scheme things?
No. You'll learn legitimate business models used by companies like Takealot, Amazon and Uber. No recruiting friends or family — you build a real business with real customers.
What if I can't make one of the evenings?
Every session is recorded and replays are included with your ticket. But show up live if you can — the live Q&A and build-along energy is where the magic happens.
What happens after the 3 days?
You leave with your 28-day launch plan and community access. For those who want to go deeper, we'll share how FJU Business School can support the next phase — completely optional, zero pressure.
The 3-day challenge

Your Time Is Now

A year from now you'll either have a real online business foundation and skills nobody can take from you — or another year of "one day". Same 12 months. Your choice.

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